Simple Pong is a variant of ping pong. How do you play?

The Main Variant

• Each player has a beverage (commonly referred to as a "can").
• You place your can on your side of the table. It must be closer to your baseline than the net.
• Your can counts as part of the table. If your opponent hits your can, it's the same as if they hit your side of the table.
• When you miss a serve, the next time your opponent serves, you put your can in the center of your side.
• If you knock your can over, your opponent gets 2 points.
• If you knock your opponents can over (by hitting it with the ping pong ball during play), you get two points.

Additional Notes

• You can drink from your can or move it anytime a point is not in progress.
• If the score is 8-8, yell, "EIGHT EIGHT!!" and take a swig.
• You can get a fresh beverage anytime.